Marcus Flavius Aurelius – me
- Aurelia Flavia Caerulia – my former wife
- Lucius Flavius – our son
- Decimus Flavius Aurelius – my (deceased) father
- Loi Loi & Bub – my sisters
- Marquis – my cousin
- Adam the Geek – my housemate
- Keiran the Technician – my other housemate
- Jim – my former house-mate (up until July 2007)
Friends who appear from time to time:
- Olivia
Dry Eyed Crab
Will (formerly known as Yuri)
Sir Paddington Bear
Wellington
Sir Poddington (of the Golden Three-Iron)
